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Chick Demotivational Poster


MORTICIA ADDAMS -


TAGS: cute creepy chicks retro tv cubby
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

tatespa - February 25, 2011, 9:58 am
Man I LOVED her!!


OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.




NAZI CHICKS -


TAGS: mar 5 nazi chicks
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 8:09 pm
Not as nice as the ones in "I Served the King of England".
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:47 am
5 great lols from germany xDD
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 5:53 pm
Teehee
Asasello - March 6, 2010, 6:34 am
Love it.
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:03 pm
Nice one Matt, 5Ls.
Jmac0585 - March 5, 2010, 5:26 pm
5L for you.
LogicDude - March 5, 2010, 5:16 pm
Mein Leben! 5L!
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 5:01 pm
Ok, that one is good!!!
Airman - March 5, 2010, 4:59 pm
LOL
culos - March 5, 2010, 4:57 pm
Can I have the one in the skirt? 5 German Shepherds!
Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 4:43 pm
Amsome Fattie!
Fatt Matt - March 5, 2010, 4:39 pm
Fun with puns! Thanks aggy!
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 4:33 pm
Yes!


KENPACHI FRIED CHICKEN - Who knew he had a thing for chicken


TAGS: kenpachi chicken
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Ezil

Mr. Shiny - March 2, 2009, 5:14 pm
I don't particularly care for anime anymore, but this is made me laugh.
Dude - July 21, 2008, 11:49 pm
that is disturbingly hillairious. But where can i get some?
Shtoink - May 28, 2008, 12:33 am
thats freaking awesome!


PERIODS - Every girl has her day.




Never Give In -


TAGS: dead chicken lol
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - August 5, 2013, 6:27 pm
Thanks :))
MissPriss - August 5, 2013, 10:44 am
Igs ju do know that was probably because the leg needed to be karaterized before cooking right...teehee. A well earned 5L JW!
lgvernon - August 4, 2013, 3:28 pm

I've heard of Kung Pao Chicken, never Kung Fu Chicken!~HAAAAAAAAAA!!!


HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.


TAGS: hell yeah biker chick hungry ate eat fat
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by MustyK

BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 9:32 am
As bike ridin' wild man that's funny! 5 misguided poodles for you


MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!


TAGS: cute chick ammo guns sexy
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Needs a conditioning shampoo and a couple cooking classes, methinks. That'll take care of the mortgage, then we can get to reasons for ammo.


F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....




FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


3 TIMES - a charm




I HAVE A DREAM - Where chickens can cross the road without having it's motives questioned


TAGS: chicken cross road question motives
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 9:23 pm
It was too far to walk around.
abraaz - January 17, 2012, 5:25 am
Why did this Chicken cross the road?


DRUNKEN NIGHTS -


TAGS: cat chicken drunk
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

spacedog - November 20, 2010, 1:37 pm
LOL
ICEMAN - November 19, 2010, 7:57 pm
Tell me about it. 5


CONFIDENCE IS EVERYTHING. - Yet, sometimes, the odds are really not in your favor.


TAGS: tiger chicken
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

GreyScorpion - December 11, 2010, 9:54 am
Poster titles don't need puncuation. They're titles, not sentences. 4L


VLADIMIR PUTIN - Gets All The Cute Blonde Russian Chicks


TAGS: putin chick vladimir russian cute
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by AardRinn

suzieq - January 27, 2012, 10:11 pm
I bet he gets all the russian blue pu55y too :)


REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.




HOT JOKES -


TAGS: jokes chicks hot lol
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

holymoly - May 22, 2012, 11:25 am
I love it... 5 from me


POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?




OH LAWD -


TAGS: kfc lawd chicken
Rating: 2.97/5
FatherTyme - May 5, 2011, 8:16 pm
@Bartimaeus...agreed. This person should be taken out back and beaten soundly with a large mackerel.
Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 11:58 pm
*stares* I'm sorry...what were we talking about? By the way, grilled chicken is sacrilege. 5/5
Informator - September 19, 2009, 11:50 pm
i too, am anti-racist, but i lol'd xD
Cubbybear - March 21, 2009, 5:40 pm
I'm a Meat-eating...veggies loving,anti-racist,dirty old man and I find it funny too
Signe - March 21, 2009, 5:31 pm
Damn they have some funny things on 4chan... Of course I am a vegan anti-racist and all, but that is still funny!


THE FINAL SHOWDOWN -


TAGS: dont eat the chicken skins
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:02 am
Rule 35. If it exist the Japanese have made a cartoon or comic book about it.
pzykosiz - May 8, 2011, 7:47 pm
nice to see you back bart. 5L's
rerun - May 7, 2011, 9:49 pm

Or PM a member for assistance.
Verdeckt - May 7, 2011, 9:45 pm
If it's a serious question, check the "Tips on making a good Motivational" forum or try another maker.. http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
Greeny - May 7, 2011, 3:35 pm
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving...It's it's a bathroom blitz, it's it's a bathroom blitz
the1stCOMMI3 - May 7, 2011, 1:56 pm
How do you get your title underlined like that?


REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!


TAGS: redneck dowry chicken daughters farmer
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Lavinator

nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 1:29 pm
It's fine by me, those girls are hot and I like fried chicken.
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:42 am
Sure that's not a cock?


A BLOND CHICK WITH A NICE PUSSY - Got you, you dirty minded bastard.




GEEK-GIRL PINUPS - Shonan the Librarian: Delinquent borrowers will be fed to the dragon.




WHAT CAN BE SEEN.. - ..cannot be unseen


TAGS: naked fat chick
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Vitek



DISAPPOINTMENTS - Life is full of them.


TAGS: chickens fight something else cubby
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Bovee - March 18, 2011, 8:32 am
Amsome! I am still laughing.
shmoe13 - March 16, 2011, 1:25 am
wrong but funny all bash beiber


BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.


TAGS: fat chick fail ugly owned black cow whale
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:44 pm
aye climbin' be good, but i prefer to hunt said she-beasts
Agamemnon218 - April 29, 2009, 11:15 pm
I want to climb them.


COLONEL SANDERS - You'll love my fried chicken even if I have to shove it down your throat!


TAGS: chicken colonel sanders humor
Rating: 1.9/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

McTeaglefartsontitjew - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
Why is he Asian?
God - November 27, 2008, 10:38 pm
I wanna shove that drumstick into her wet, saggy, fishy cooter.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 8, 2008, 7:17 pm
OMG! That comment brings an unsuspected aspect to this poster I hadn't considered! LOL!
Ch. - August 8, 2008, 6:24 pm
Ooh, foreplay!


PUPPY - Chinese word for "Tastes like chicken"




UNIBROW -


TAGS: unibrow middle eastern europe chick broad
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

ANON - April 11, 2009, 4:55 pm
Can I haz Unibrow sax?


CHICKEN ? - No that is a lie, we taste like poop




FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII


TAGS: chicken france french wine beret cigarette
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by brazy

Aurielius - December 13, 2015, 10:54 am
Wagram, Austerlitz, Jena, Marengo, Borodino, Lutzen..then 100yrs later Marne, Ypres, Pachendale..just to name a few that dispute the theory.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 10:12 pm
And proper wine etiquette.... white wine with a white flag!
GreyScorpion - May 1, 2010, 10:02 pm
you catch on fast. nice, aren't you happier with this one? 5L


GAMER CHICK - Why God invented the Red Ring of Death.




RULE 34 -




WHY -


TAGS: chicken crossing the road
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:27 pm
Obviously the chic on the other side was better looking...duh!


WHY DID THE IRAQI CHICKEN -


TAGS: chicken joke iraq
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 1:56 am
As long as the skin turns out nice & crispy, who gives a flying phuque.
Greeny - May 10, 2011, 8:40 pm
jarhead lol


BEAUTY -


TAGS: ugly chick
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Jacob

djinnyf - April 18, 2011, 10:44 am
Cheap shot... xx
Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:34 am
Stay back!!! if you toucher she will be yours FOREVER..hehe 4L for the creepy "guess what i just ate?" photo
thepoet - April 9, 2011, 6:51 am
thats not nice at all jeez i like her she butifull
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 2:01 am
Somebody shoot it & put it out of our misery.


DINOSAURS -


TAGS: dinosaurs kfc funny chicken lol weird crazy
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Ian Rust

boomboy115 - November 13, 2009, 5:25 pm
Yeah, I felt pretty lucky when i found it.
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:37 pm
That is one crispy critter


ZOM-OM-NOMBIES -




ZOMBIE CHICKEN - The poultry apocalypse has begun ...




10 TO 15 YEARS LATER - When they redo the anniversary of this photoshoot.... ....this is gonna be so frickin' hawt!




a 10-31 -


TAGS: kfc chicken attempted suicide 10 31
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - October 23, 2013, 1:15 pm
Hmmm, Go-Cup you say...sounds easy enough. Another 5L poster brought to you by Ism.


HIPPOS - THEY COME IN -


TAGS: hippo hippos 2 pack lol fat ass chicks omg bbv
Rating: 1.54/5

More motifakes by Rudi-OH-NO

rerun - October 22, 2009, 7:54 pm

hope that truck has beefed up suspension


G R A V I T Y - Nobody thinks about it, until you have to land... ...by then,it's too late to save your stupid ass.




RULE 34 - The real reason the chicken crossed the road




MARRIAGE - I don't mind being whipped, as long as she handcuffs me first.


TAGS: funny humor chick whip
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by WTFO

agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 12:26 am
I've always liked your non-political posters. Hope you can stick to it.
- February 8, 2011, 12:14 am
Thank you. Good to be back. (WTFO)
rerun - February 7, 2011, 6:15 pm

nom nom nom
CANADA - February 7, 2011, 1:05 pm
welcome back
Reality Lord - February 7, 2011, 7:28 am

nice


IN JAPAN - we all have our priorities


TAGS: japan priorities chick fight
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Chillax - February 11, 2010, 6:11 pm
Yeah, and obviously the guys are not getting laid.


FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of shit turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass bitch 4chan 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

More motifakes by Rudi-OH-NO

SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...


CHOKING THE CHICKEN -




CHICK-FIL-A - Dang, They Have Good Chicken!!


TAGS: chick fil a has good chicken edited
Rating: 1.6/5

More motifakes by T.J. Thornberry

LogicDude - May 20, 2009, 2:03 pm
Eat mor Chikin! This place rules! We even sent empty wrappers to my Niece in Afghanistan to torture her because she likes the place so much!
Poopalicious - May 20, 2009, 1:33 pm
Fuck that place, I can never get a cheeseburger when I order it, they are always out, so I have to get some rancid ass chicken sandwhich with mayo.


FIREFIGHTERS - Find them hot, leave them wet.




DIAL UP INTERNET - Thank god we have time to get safe distance


TAGS: fat chick
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

Anyal - April 23, 2013, 7:58 pm
O_o SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!


TRUNK - If she goes willingly, it's not kidnapping.




SEAN -


TAGS: sean likes chicks
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Greeny - December 9, 2014, 10:19 pm
Hi Sean
CaptainBaked - May 2, 2011, 3:05 pm
HAHA! You can always go incognito...
Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:30 pm
Oh gawddddd. I just saw this for the first time. How will my avatar ever show its face on the interwebbernets again?


SFW - 4 Naked Chicks In A Spa.


TAGS: sfw 4 naked chicks in a spa
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by MustyK

CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:54 pm
2L sorry


'CAUSE THIS IS - THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!


TAGS: chick scary zombie ugly
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

SteveOh - March 6, 2011, 8:29 am
wheres my stick... she CLEARLY wasnt hit hard enough with the ugly tree.
JLBachs - April 5, 2010, 3:19 pm
Braaaaaiiiiins!
Jmac0585 - December 9, 2009, 10:53 am
Blue contact lenses would help. Alot.
Shyanne - December 9, 2009, 10:44 am
Jayzuz that is one scary bitch!
whodawadda - October 16, 2009, 9:15 pm
zombie bride thats all i see....
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
For some reason, I thought of "Beeteljuice" when I saw this....**shudders**
drog - August 13, 2009, 6:53 pm
Skeletor must be so proud of his little girl....


FUPA SEASON OPENING DAY - I heard the SALMON werebiting over here! But it looks like I'm going whaling instead.


TAGS: fupa fat chick harpoon whalling spank bank
Rating: 3.25/5

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Derek - December 10, 2009, 5:16 am
You're going to feel like Jonah.


FAT CHICKS - Yet again, their bitterness overtakes them, and they gotta ruin it for everyone.




CHICKEN HAWK - Looks like Foghorn Leghorn couldn't keep you safe from the Colonol.




BIKER CHICKS -




YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN BUD -


TAGS: wingman hot chicks
Rating: 4.84/5

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jig - January 19, 2012, 4:35 pm
Switch heads dammit!!
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:42 am
PS - I always laugh when normal words that have naughty words within them are censored. How demotivating. LOL!
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:41 am
Wait, what? So confused (by the one on the right). Holy butter-face. Boobs or mustache...tough call. Fortunately, lights have switches, and there's always waxing. Why'd he leave? ;)


FAILURE - Don't look for it here! Everything in this pic is PURE WIN!


TAGS: august challenge no failure here just us chicken wings
Rating: 3.11/5

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Mikeipee - September 16, 2010, 10:56 am
Some how I doubt that. I got no use for herpes.
agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL.... well, I can look past it for now... if she drinks the pitcher while I down those chicken fingers. After that, we'll discuss attire.
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 5:39 pm
Ag, don't you mean "Ummmmm... she is wearing a shirt." Lol!
culos - August 29, 2009, 4:07 am
Probably still better than anything you'll ever shag....
Mikeipee - August 29, 2009, 3:16 am
That's a shemale.
agdaniele - August 28, 2009, 11:08 pm
Ummmmm... her shirt's tucked in. 4.95L


WHY IS IT A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ? - Well, it's like this Big O. Chicks dig Pirates and Dudes love Ninjas. The choice really was a no-brainer.




I DON'T THINK I CAN HOLD ON MUCH LONGER - Says the thong.


TAGS: fat chick thong g string
Rating: 1.97/5

More motifakes by SHARONDA99

a - July 27, 2009, 1:58 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYEEEEEESSSS buuuurrrrnnn
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:55 am
spellcheck has no problem with that word.
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:54 am
whippersnappers.
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:48 am
Yeah, I missed it...BUTT...regardless of how I took it...your mind's like a steel trap!!! *who want's cake*
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:44 am
Many many tubs of Vaseline...and a giant shoe horn.
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:41 am
You must have missed my response on that 1. I worked a 17 hour shift. My comments were not from a sound mind.
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:39 am
Vaseline?
MO..nik - June 28, 2009, 2:38 am
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO btw...I didn't mean to get *pissy* wit choo the other day man.....It's awful easy to misread the typed word bruthur...I'm on your side (even if that's on the oposite side of the border) VIVA LA CANITA!!!
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:36 am
How the hell does she fit between the sink and the wall when she has to use the john?
mooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:33 am
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. Might wanna get that back. Twisty straws can be dangerous.
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:28 am
I did . Can't you see the straw?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:23 am
You could set your drink on that!!!
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:20 am
KFC
Ur Mom - June 28, 2009, 2:12 am
HOLY SHIT! how can your ass get that BIG?


LONG JOHNS -


TAGS: chicken skins nice and toasty
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

rerun - October 11, 2011, 7:26 pm

and because I can take a joke. This is a joke, right? Hello? Anybody?
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:07 am
cause he's Rerun.. and, you can paste a face pretty easily
mariand - October 11, 2011, 4:51 am
LOL... why everybody use RR pic for funny stuff?...
Greeny - October 9, 2011, 8:57 pm
Nice pose, but if yer going to wear something under those things - the back flap is just Whistling Dixie


TOO LATE MATE - I got my booze... I got that chick.. You get to loose... Yeah! You look sick..


TAGS: booze chick loose sick mate
Rating: 4.05/5

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motifayk - September 1, 2011, 3:24 am
hmmmm.... :)
Verdeckt - August 30, 2011, 5:31 pm
OK, Move along. discussion belongs in forums or PMs
motifayk - August 30, 2011, 1:07 pm
I don't know about that. I have never seen proud atheists or believers, by definition of believing believers can't be proud! I think it is conviction. Believers are so as they can't see any other way, atheists argue because they can't figure out why? LOL
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 12:30 am
I think it's pride is what does it. Some people just can't handle not being believed when they think they're right.
motifayk - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
Very counterproductive. I don't know if there is God, but I don't see the effects of one. The hard time believers give unbelievers is making me more of an atheist. After all that sweet talk about unconditional love, they go harassing and swearing....
CloudchaserS - August 29, 2011, 1:14 am
I believe there is a god, but I don't like it religious people give a hard time to unbelievers. That's counterproductive.
crankyhead - August 28, 2011, 4:38 am
5plendid
motifayk - August 28, 2011, 1:57 am
Yeah! Nero has been round attached to 666 in various ways... After all I am called the satan in many religions for supporting atheistic ideals...
CloudchaserS - August 28, 2011, 1:00 am
Glad you like :-) Looking back, I could have also said 140nero. Some say that's who John was referring to because the numbers represented by the letters of his full name adds up to 666
motifayk - August 27, 2011, 6:38 am
Great! ha ha
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2011, 12:46 am
The last 3 numbers of the post number is 666
motifayk - August 26, 2011, 11:27 am
Post # 140?!
CloudchaserS - August 26, 2011, 10:32 am
Post number 140MarkOfTheBeast


HOLY SHIT - That chick has a beard.




TURTLE SOUP - The times are just too tough to afford chicken noodle.




SONIC THE HEDGEHOG - Posing As "SxyGurL14"


TAGS: trolling for chicks
Rating: 3/5

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SalaComMander - February 14, 2010, 2:34 am
I also lolled
Alexis.Chu - January 1, 2010, 3:01 am
I lolled.


IMPATIENT CHICK -


TAGS: impatient chick
Rating: 4.55/5

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mariand - October 4, 2011, 9:42 am
lol...cool


ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds


TAGS: zombies chicks women brains minds pancakes
Rating: 2.71/5

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Agamemnon218 - September 2, 2008, 5:30 pm
I HATE tunnels, but I still love this Moti. Well done!


GOAT BATCHICKEN - Where is your God now?


TAGS: goat bat chicken batchicken
Rating: 2.31/5
Shtoink - November 18, 2008, 6:56 am
but those are deer antlers!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 17, 2008, 12:32 pm
In the Seychelles, on vacation. Don't ask, it's a long story.


POLITICALLY CORRECT? -




STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.




NAKED CHICKS WITH GUNS - Not what you expected, was it


TAGS: chicks
Rating: 3.74/5

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ultimaterorschach - April 14, 2011, 12:08 pm
It sure wasnt what I expected


VILLIANESS - Come on, who wouldn't want to work with "forces of evil" like these? I wonder if we could carpool?


TAGS: september challenge evil chicks are hot
Rating: 3.65/5

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Lovellama - December 29, 2009, 6:29 pm
If those were my co-workers i would certainly go over to the Dark Side.


FLYING FAT CHICKS -




~= FOWL =~ - The Full Monty sponsored by KFC


TAGS: fowl full monty chickens kfc rnr
Rating: 1.37/5

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Agamemnon218 - November 7, 2008, 8:01 pm
Awww...chickies are sleeping! Adorable!


BEAUTY -


TAGS: attention heart stomach chicken
Rating: 4.83/5

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ICEMAN - October 16, 2011, 12:03 am
Is that chicken kosher?


NARWAL HAIKU -


TAGS: shes still cute ilike horny chicks
Rating: 4.57/5

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niz - May 24, 2012, 1:08 pm
Makes me think of that narwhals song.. "just don't let them touch your balls"
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:17 am
Brilliant.


OBLIVIOUSNESS - Dude!! Those chicks are TOTALLY winking at me !




I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO -




THAT MEME YOU POSTED - I found someone that still thinks it's funny.


TAGS: bird chick meme
Rating: 4.25/5

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Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 8:03 pm
...and look, it's a hot chick!!


CHURKEY -




BONDAGE - Like you guys told me, I tied my chick yesterday, Wasnt that great.


TAGS: bondage fetish chick tied
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by werko

Zook - September 29, 2010, 10:36 am
maybe putting the wasn't that great on a separate line would've helped. I literally loled so 5l from me
Ed-Hyde - September 29, 2010, 8:40 am
Yea, caption is a tad rough, Epic photo though.
GreyScorpion - September 29, 2010, 8:38 am
the redo was better than your first, still a little rough around the edges, good idea though. 4L
forseti - September 29, 2010, 7:26 am
shaved asian chick... lucky boy ;)


I'M SO HAPPY - Cuz im a gunny bear Gummy bear!


TAGS: robot chicken gummy bear lol funny
Rating: 3.17/5

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Eternal Lord Jackass - September 30, 2009, 10:27 am
*find
Eternal Lord Jackass - September 30, 2009, 10:27 am
Did Cubby fond the Caffine Pills again?


THE WHO AND THE WHY -




GOOD GIRLS - they're just bad girls that never get caught


TAGS: chickfake
Rating: 4.53/5

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EXCUSE ME -




HONESTY -


TAGS: women can t handle it chicken
Rating: 4.29/5

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redhdsrbst - June 16, 2010, 8:00 pm
That's not it at all .... She was looking for BACON !!!


DISTRACTIONS - What a beautiful day...the sun is out, the water...bomchickabowwow!


TAGS: bomchickabowwow
Rating: 4.2/5

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rnbw00 - June 21, 2011, 3:30 pm
Held together by that thin little strap.
deChelca - June 12, 2011, 12:54 am
Distractions: There are more words under this one.


BLUSTER -




LADIES NIGHT - Let me guess: You're a bit wasted. You're very horny. And, obviously, you have relationship issues.


TAGS: chick fat horse
Rating: 3/5

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jesseribaudo - March 10, 2011, 3:46 pm
no keep teasing that rabbet
Sean - December 16, 2009, 3:42 pm
PS: stop teasing that rabbit.
Sean - December 16, 2009, 3:42 pm
I 5'd it, but only because I have relationship issues. (Ok, I also like how you put that.)
Mongo - December 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
k
Mongo - December 16, 2009, 3:30 pm
C'mon, I really wored hard on this one!


HITLER - One Hell Of A Hot Chick.


TAGS: hitler hot chick
Rating: 2.84/5

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Kii - May 30, 2009, 11:52 am
I'd tap that Nazi hard.
Nils - November 6, 2008, 7:02 am
I like this picture. LOL, Adolf a girl.


PICKING OUT THE RIGHT BIKINI - I can't decide i like them all.


TAGS: hot chicks on a beach
Rating: 2.82/5

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R.S.Jake - January 11, 2010, 4:36 pm
No Jailbait here, it's all good. I asked my PO, he said this pic is fine, doesn't violate my parol.
Faceplant31 - January 11, 2010, 4:34 pm
Im not to sure staring at this is legal?! I got dibs on pink tho


PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals


TAGS: animals chicken kfc peta cruelty pancakes naked protest women
Rating: 2.76/5

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Anon - March 29, 2009, 1:00 am
Look on the bright side, some of their women are hot if you ignore the extra hair.
HAHA - March 29, 2009, 12:51 am
Now turn around.
HAHA - March 29, 2009, 12:51 am
Peta is a worthless cause and waste of time and money
HtD - March 28, 2009, 7:11 pm
Where are the pancakes?


FEMALES -


TAGS: girl bitch chick female glasses
Rating: 2.47/5

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LogicDude - December 17, 2008, 2:09 pm
So to phrase that in a rather crass way: "Their cunts runneth over"
LogicDude - December 17, 2008, 2:08 pm
I don't see why...if they can bleed like they do every month and not die then they must have an ample supply!
Elder God Douchebag - December 17, 2008, 1:09 pm
Hey, here's a fun idea, Tony. Go get shot. Then we won't have to deal with you anymore.
Tony USAF - December 17, 2008, 12:52 pm
Seems like men's balls have dropped off all over the world... Letting a woman take your self respect? Ouch...
Divorcee - December 4, 2008, 4:32 pm
Your Blood, Your Children, Your Money, Your Soul, Your House, Your Car, Your Self Respect, Your Life Essence, Your Complete Destruction etc, etc, etc.
Elwood - December 4, 2008, 9:35 am
I wouldn't ask her for a blowjob, if I were you.
Shtoink - September 29, 2008, 1:54 am
you forgot money too wit... and your soul slowly but surely
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 12:30 am
If by "females" you mean my wife, and if by "blood" you mean helping out around the house and mowing the lawn every week, then yes.


LETS MAKE A DEAL -


TAGS: military kfc chicken
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 13, 2012, 10:44 pm
I have to do a motivator for Gen Tso chicken also. LoL
MissPriss - October 13, 2012, 2:28 pm
That was bahaha worthy....thank you needed to get that out of my system.


The Day -


TAGS: egg chicken prison hatched
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 7:36 pm
Suuuuure it was...;)
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 5:38 pm
I had to escape, the sky was falling!!!
falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
Thanks, Priss. :)
MissPriss - September 14, 2013, 1:08 pm
First 5L chuckle of the day
falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 9:53 am
No problem, CL. :)
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 9:38 am
Hahaahaa, love this!!! I have those little tally marks on my wall too but there are alot more of them. Thanks for the laugh falloutghoul! 5 escaped lions :D


Rattlesnake -


TAGS: rattlesnake dog lick chicken
Rating: 5/5

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Zetmonk - February 8, 2014, 2:24 am
The dog did as well I bet.


HUNGRY? - This is why I crossed the road


TAGS: fat black hungry chicken fork
Rating: 4.83/5

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maoworks2 - November 3, 2012, 6:02 pm
Get That Turkey .


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