Chick Demotivational Poster
MORTICIA ADDAMS -
OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.
NAZI CHICKS -
KENPACHI FRIED CHICKEN - Who knew he had a thing for chicken
PERIODS - Every girl has her day.
Never Give In -
HELL YEAH... - I used to ride with a chick, but then I got hungry.
MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!
F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....
FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!
3 TIMES - a charm
I HAVE A DREAM - Where chickens can cross the road without having it's motives questioned
DRUNKEN NIGHTS -
CONFIDENCE IS EVERYTHING. - Yet, sometimes, the odds are really not in your favor.
VLADIMIR PUTIN - Gets All The Cute Blonde Russian Chicks
REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.
HOT JOKES -
POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?
OH LAWD -
THE FINAL SHOWDOWN -
REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!
A BLOND CHICK WITH A NICE PUSSY - Got you, you dirty minded bastard.
GEEK-GIRL PINUPS - Shonan the Librarian: Delinquent borrowers will be fed to the dragon.
WHAT CAN BE SEEN.. - ..cannot be unseen
DISAPPOINTMENTS - Life is full of them.
BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.
COLONEL SANDERS - You'll love my fried chicken even if I have to shove it down your throat!
PUPPY - Chinese word for "Tastes like chicken"
CHICKEN ? - No that is a lie, we taste like poop
FRENCH MILITARY - There is a reason they were conquered in WWII
GAMER CHICK - Why God invented the Red Ring of Death.
RULE 34 -
WHY DID THE IRAQI CHICKEN -
ZOMBIE CHICKEN - The poultry apocalypse has begun ...
10 TO 15 YEARS LATER - When they redo the anniversary of this photoshoot.... ....this is gonna be so frickin' hawt!
a 10-31 -
HIPPOS - THEY COME IN -
G R A V I T Y - Nobody thinks about it, until you have to land... ...by then,it's too late to save your stupid ass.
RULE 34 - The real reason the chicken crossed the road
MARRIAGE - I don't mind being whipped, as long as she handcuffs me first.
IN JAPAN - we all have our priorities
FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -
CHOKING THE CHICKEN -
CHICK-FIL-A - Dang, They Have Good Chicken!!
FIREFIGHTERS - Find them hot, leave them wet.
DIAL UP INTERNET - Thank god we have time to get safe distance
TRUNK - If she goes willingly, it's not kidnapping.
SFW - 4 Naked Chicks In A Spa.
'CAUSE THIS IS - THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!
FUPA SEASON OPENING DAY - I heard the SALMON werebiting over here! But it looks like I'm going whaling instead.
FAT CHICKS - Yet again, their bitterness overtakes them, and they gotta ruin it for everyone.
CHICKEN HAWK - Looks like Foghorn Leghorn couldn't keep you safe from the Colonol.
BIKER CHICKS -
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN BUD -
FAILURE - Don't look for it here! Everything in this pic is PURE WIN!
WHY IS IT A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ? - Well, it's like this Big O. Chicks dig Pirates and Dudes love Ninjas. The choice really was a no-brainer.
I DON'T THINK I CAN HOLD ON MUCH LONGER - Says the thong.
LONG JOHNS -
TOO LATE MATE - I got my booze... I got that chick.. You get to loose... Yeah! You look sick..
HOLY SHIT - That chick has a beard.
TURTLE SOUP - The times are just too tough to afford chicken noodle.
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG - Posing As "SxyGurL14"
IMPATIENT CHICK -
ZOMBIES - They love women for their minds
GOAT BATCHICKEN - Where is your God now?
POLITICALLY CORRECT? -
STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.
NAKED CHICKS WITH GUNS - Not what you expected, was it
VILLIANESS - Come on, who wouldn't want to work with "forces of evil" like these? I wonder if we could carpool?
FLYING FAT CHICKS -
~= FOWL =~ - The Full Monty sponsored by KFC
NARWAL HAIKU -
OBLIVIOUSNESS - Dude!! Those chicks are TOTALLY winking at me !
I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO -
THAT MEME YOU POSTED - I found someone that still thinks it's funny.
BONDAGE - Like you guys told me, I tied my chick yesterday, Wasnt that great.
I'M SO HAPPY - Cuz im a gunny bear Gummy bear!
THE WHO AND THE WHY -
GOOD GIRLS - they're just bad girls that never get caught
EXCUSE ME -
DISTRACTIONS - What a beautiful day...the sun is out, the water...bomchickabowwow!
LADIES NIGHT - Let me guess: You're a bit wasted. You're very horny. And, obviously, you have relationship issues.
HITLER - One Hell Of A Hot Chick.
PICKING OUT THE RIGHT BIKINI - I can't decide i like them all.
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
LETS MAKE A DEAL -
The Day -
HUNGRY? - This is why I crossed the road
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